Today I had science practical exam. Physics section was easy, my tutor predicted ray diagram correctly. Won't describe it since those who take physics will already know it and those who don't don't give a damn.Yea chemistry was a screw up. One of e questions I didn't read properly and so I was lest wondering why they gave us that red liquid for? And then my test for gases didn't yield any results so I just wrote the gas was Chloride. And my unknown substance was Aluminum Carbonate.
Asha's bio was easy, chem was same as mine but better. Wonder how was Mano's, gotta call him. And Ratna too. I don't think I know anybody else taking combine science.
Yea then I was retained for 4 hours. BORING!
Mano's bd is tmr. Happy Birthday in advance!
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
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Read this, its funny. -> FUNNY. Lol, read on la.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
What would you say if God sneezed in front of you?
Resistance is futile (if <1 style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">It's always darkest before dawn. If you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
That gal is so vain - she won't wear her glasses, but needs them to drive, so she got a prescription windshield.
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "take two aspirin" and "keep away from children."
Obey gravity! It's the law.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it much more personal and sincere.
A woman got into her car and discovered that the steering wheel was gone, the radio was gone, the accelerator and brake pedals were gone. She was just about to report it to the police when she discovered she was in the back seat.
It's hell to get old. A man said, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," another woman replied, "It's Thursday." An old man chimed in, "So am I. Let's go get a Coke.
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun guy. Why did he leave the party? Because there wasn't mushroom!
I recently took up meditation. It beats sitting around doing nothing.
Two men were walking on the railroad tracks. One says to the other, "This is the longest stairway I've ever seen!" The other guy says, "Yeah, and these low handrails are killing my back."
He got a BMW because he wanted a car he could spell.
Two guys went fishing, and found an excellent spot. One guy has a "bright" idea and marks the spot by painting an X on the bottom of the boat. The other guy says, "You're stupid. What if we come back and don't get the same boat?"
Two cows were talking to one another in Washington. One says to the other, "What do you think about this mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "What do I care, I'm a helicopter!"
A man thinks he'll be charitable and says to a homeless man, "Paint my porch out back, and I'll give you $100". Later in the day, the homeless guy knocks on the door and says, "I'm all done. By the way, it's a Mercedes."
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
A will is a dead giveaway.
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Man to Veterinarian: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner." Vet: "That's OK, he's a boxer."
Every one's in shape. Round is a shape.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac.
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
"Dad, can you do my homework for me?" "No, I'm sorry, it just wouldn't be right." "Well, maybe not, but give it a try anyway!"
Friday, October 12, 2007
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Hindi Olvl was kinda hard. The paper 2 was easy all de way to MCQ compre n compre! those two were killers! Compre was totally new type, never done it before. It was harder then english compres, at least they tell u where de answer lies.
Today morning I went pp temple with Mano then I went to school. Oh ya I got back prelim results. Bad:( L1R4 17, L1R5 29
And today was also the start of Navratri. Must be veg for 9 days n fast today n on de last day.
My study break has also started at last. Will also be having practicle on thursday. I think it should be easy, physics especially.
This studying is killing me. When will Olvls be over. Then I'll laugh at all de ppl ending after mine n lower sec! hahaha Heores is rocking as ever. Im too random.
