Friday, November 2, 2007
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Like I dunno after how long but NOW I realized that my timing was set wrongly! Insead of setting it as GTM+8hours, I put it as -8hours!
Thoughts of the day:
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If you can't drink and drive, why do need to show your driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Why does one get in trouble for wreckLESS driving?
Everyone has a photographic memory. But some folks don't have film.
Did Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!"
Here are the funnier ones:
If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?
Does a fish get cramps after eating?
People seem to read their religious books a whole lot more as the get older. What are the doing? Cramming for finals?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why do Americans sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when the are already there?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to Tephlon, how do they make tephlon stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
Why do fat chance/Hope and slim chance/Hope main the same thing?
When they ship Styrofoam, what do the pack it in?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Is the severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it?
And oh yes, a piece of advise before I go- NEVER accidentally click on the Hindi button when you have highlighted your words, or you'll be spending 15 minutes putting things right.
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