Saturday, August 2, 2008

|Why did the chicken cross the road?|

Why did the chicken cross the road:

Morpheus's Answer:
Neo, there is no chicken.

Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Darwin's Answer:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Darwin's Answer:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

(former) Iraq Information Minister:
There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never has been any such chicken.

Epicurus's Answer:
For fun.

The Sphinx's Answer:
You tell me.

Neil Armstrong's Answer:
To go where no chicken has gone before.

Neil Armstrong's Answer:
That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.

Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Plato's Answer:
For the greater good.

Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?